Letters On The Skin « Result #2 on Mar 15, 2009, 8:42pm »
Three women at the doctors office. The first one goes in to see the doctor. When the doctor goes to examine her he notices a big Y on her chest. The doctor asks, " Why do you have a big Y on your chest?"
She replys, " Well, my boyfriend went to Yale and when we make love he likes to wear his college sweater."
The doctor nods and continues on with the next patient. When he examines her he notices a big H on her chest.
Agian, the doctor asks, " How did you get a big H on your chest?" The woman replys " My husband went to Harvard and when we make love he likes to wear his college sweater."
The doctors just nods his head and continues on with the last patient. As he examines her he notices once again that this woman also has a letter on her chest. A large M.
He says, " Dont tell me, your boyfriend went to Michigan?"
" NO" replys the patient " But my girlfriend went to Wisconsin"
These Things I Wish for You « Result #3 on Feb 27, 2009, 3:57am »
We tried so hard to make things better for our kids that we made them worse. For my grandchildren, I¨d know better.
I¨d really like for them to know about hand-me-down clothes and home-made ice cream and leftover meatloaf. I really would.
My cherished grandson,wow power leveling I hope you learn humility by surviving failure and that you learn to be honest even when no one is looking.
I hope you learn to make your bed and mow the lawn and wash the car -- and I hope nobody gives you a brand-new car when you are sixteen.
It will be good if at least one time you can see a baby calf born, and you have a good friend to be with you if you ever have to put your old dog to sleep.
I hope you get a black eye fighting for something you believe in.
I hope you have to share a bedroom with your younger brother.wow power leveling And it is all right to draw a line down the middle of the room, but when he wants to crawl under the covers with you because he¨s scared, I hope you¨ll let him.
And when you want to see a Disney movie and your kid brother wants to tag along, I hope you take him.
I hope you have to walk uphill with your friends and that you live in a town where you can do it safely.
If you want a slingshot,wow power leveling I hope your father teaches you how to make one instead of buying one. I hope you learn to dig in the dirt and read books, and when you learn to use computers, you also learn how to add and subtract in your head.
I hope you get razzed by friends when you have your first crush on a girl, and that when you talk back to your mother you learn what Ivory soap tastes like.
May you skin your knee climbing a mountain,wow gold burn your hand on the stove and stick your tongue on a frozen flagpole.
I hope you get sick when someone blows smoke in your face. I don¨t care if you try beer once, but I hope you won¨t like it.wow gold And if a friend offers you a joint or any drugs, I hope you are smart enough to realize that person is not your friend.
I sure hope you make time to sit on a porch with your grandpa or go fishing with your uncle.
I hope your mother punishes you when you throw a baseball through a neighbor¨s window,wow gold and that she hugs you and kisses you when you give her a plaster of paris mold of your hand.
These things I wish for you -- tough times and disappointment, hard work and happiness.
I'm a wishful thinker with the worst intentions...
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Re: Boys Dorms « Result #4 on Sept 29, 2008, 1:55pm »
"Tristan," he responded smoothly, shaking the other boy's hand. "I've been here long enough to know my way around, but for the most part I've stayed out of most student affairs. It gets a little...dramatic, to say the least."
He closed his book, unable to study now, just as he hadn't been able to for a while. "So, what are you in for?"
There's always another wound to discover; there's always something more you wish he'd say. "Loving someone is so hard...difficult. But hate. Hate is so....clean." -Clark Kent, Smallville
There's always another wound to discover; there's always something more you wish he'd say. "Loving someone is so hard...difficult. But hate. Hate is so....clean." -Clark Kent, Smallville
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Re: Boys Dorms « Result #7 on Sept 25, 2008, 5:30pm »
Zephyr rushed up into the boys dorm, desperate to get out of the school and begin his shopping adventure. He hoped to find Porcelain at some point and bring her shopping with him, but he could always start without him. He planned to be shopping for a few hours if not a few days, so Porcelain could always catch up.
He had already begun a frantic packing of essential items (including makeup, enough clothing for at least three weeks, ten different pairs of shoes, and a wide variety of accessories for any outfit combintation) when he noticed that there were other people in the room. He paused and turned to look at them, seeing someone whose name he thought was Tristan and some other kid he never saw before.
He could not be bothered with trying to figure out who they were. Packing was quite a bit more important.
Re: Boys Dorms « Result #8 on Sept 24, 2008, 9:13pm »
Ravyn watched the boy walk into the room trying to be quiet he was not sure if the boy was busy or if they even greeted eachother at this school. He stared at the ceiling until the boy spoke. It was the first voice he had heard since he arrived at the school. He looked to the book the boy was reading.
"Hey." Ravyn said before sliding his jeans on and sitting up in his bed. "Yes, today is my first day here." He said nervously. "I'm Ravyn by the way." He said extending his hand to shake the boys.
Give me some specifics and I can make it happen the moment I have some free time. :]
Great thank you so much.
Basically I use Shia for a pic base I prefer pictures where he has some hair on his head since my characters hair is not shaved. I love the color orange. Blue is nice too. Quotes are cool but I have no preferences. I love Nirvana and their lyrics are pretty amazing if that helps any. I trust your choices I am sure it will come out cool. Thank you.
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Re: Boys Dorms « Result #10 on Sept 23, 2008, 9:24pm »
Tristan walked into the Boys' dormitory, completely absorbed in his own thoughts. He barely noticed the unrecognizable face, and when he did, it was a few minutes after his arrival. "Hey there," he greeted coolly, still preoccupied with everything running through his mind. He pulled out a thick text-book on infected human beings involved in warfare. "You new?"
There's always another wound to discover; there's always something more you wish he'd say. "Loving someone is so hard...difficult. But hate. Hate is so....clean." -Clark Kent, Smallville
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