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Post by Samantha Jean on Sept 10, 2007 19:04:12 GMT -5
Welcome to Health 101,
A large black chalkboard takes up one entire wall, On the others various posters about health and disease are scattered around, There is a cage with a bunny located on a shelf with the words, "Freckles." written underneath the cage. On the ceiling is a paper dangling from a string, It reads as follows:
Rules:
1.No having sex in this classroom,
2.No eating during class unless I tell you too,
3.No dying,
4.No sleeping, If I can't do it then you can't either,
5.No mocking the teacher, Even if it's behind my back.
6.I will grade you on whatever I feel like, So if you come in with no clothes on, YOU FAIL.. Unless of course you look good unclothed.
Have a nice day.
Various human models roam the corners, There is a skeleton hanging from the roof.
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Post by Samantha Jean on Oct 4, 2007 19:41:11 GMT -5
Jackson walked into the room and towards the large blackboard, He took out chalk and began to write in big letters:
Welcome to Sex Education.
He sat down in his chair and leaned back so that his feet rested on the table, He placed his hands on the back of his head and hummed contently, Teaching students would be no problem at all..
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Post by XvthetruestvX on Oct 5, 2007 21:13:13 GMT -5
Skylar walked into the room nervously He pushed his hair into his eyes with his hand and he looked around the room. He didn't see any other students and he was quite unsure he was even in the right room. He decided to take a table in the back hoping no one would notice him and that the teacher would never call on him. He put his books down on the table and ducked down praying the teacher would not notice him.
Myles walked in the room a few minutes later seeing Skylar and smirking. He flicked him in the back of the head. He knew Skylar would do nothing. He walked to the second table from the front and sat down Pushing his book on the chair to save it for Porcelain.
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Post by Samantha Jean on Oct 5, 2007 21:23:33 GMT -5
Porcelain walked into the room swaying her bag which held basically everything she needed and most that she didn't.. She sat down next to Myles and kissed him on the cheek, She looked up at the board and her face went red, She raised her hand, "May I be excused?" She asked but the teacher shook his head.
Sebastian stumbled into the room and sat in the back, He looked up and read the chalkboard, A grin on his face, He would pass this class with no problems.
Tragedy walked in and took a seat in the middle of the room, She immediately put her head down and waited for the class to begin and end.
Liam grabbed a seat up front, He looked around for Zephyr and frowned when he didn't see him.
"Okay failures, I shall wait a few more moments and waste the rest of my life waiting for the whores and losers that haven't arrived yet.." Jackson smirked, "Feel free to discuss amongst yourselves.. But remember.." He pointed up at the sign.
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Post by XvthetruestvX on Oct 5, 2007 21:34:50 GMT -5
Skylar hid lower in his seat not wanting to talk to anyone and this teacher made him extremely nervous. He put his book up in front of him and pretended to read it really just using it to duck behind and hopefully not draw any attention to himself.
Myles looked at Porcelain and laughed when she asked to be excused. He looked at the rules and then to Porcelain. "No sex in the classroom... Are the hallways game?" He said almost serious but kind of kidding.
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Post by Samantha Jean on Oct 5, 2007 22:14:27 GMT -5
Porcelain grinned, "Let's go then." She said jokingly, "We will be back in a couple of minutes sir." She said getting up.
Jackson who was busy staring at himself in his hand mirror turned to look at the two, He reached into his desk and pulled out a shiny metallic box, He walked up to them and smiled, "Sex is bad!" He yelled standing on the desk to announce it to the whole class, "If you have sex, You get pregnant and die?!" He said before opening the box and throwing condoms at people, "Whores, All of you are filthy whores!" He said before jumping off the desk.
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Post by XvthetruestvX on Oct 5, 2007 23:20:48 GMT -5
Skylar was now officially scared and nervous out of his mind. He put the book over his head to block the flying condoms. He looked back to the door thinking escaping might be for the best right now.
Myles stared at the professor like he was crazy he laughed at him. "Sex is good. And I'm still alive." He said looking at the teacher. "Maybe I can have one of those." He said sticking his hand up and grabbing one of the condoms that were thrown at them. He looked at Porcelain standing up and pulled her on his lap.
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Post by Spinner on Oct 6, 2007 19:50:52 GMT -5
Evlyn walked into the classroom, a smirk gracing (or cursing) her face. She sat down, looking suddenly angelic. "Pregnant and die?" she remarked, every feature in her face convincingly serious, "Even the boys?"
"Yes," Theo remarked loud enough, taking a seat and leaning back in his chair. "It is true. I myself have had a few pregnancy scares."
Adrienne slipped into the room, taking a seat next to Sebastian.
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Post by Samantha Jean on Oct 6, 2007 19:56:58 GMT -5
Porcelain snickered, "Have you now Runner?" She said before looking at the teacher, "Are you actually allowed to work here or are you some homeless stowaway?" She asked cheerfully
Sebastian smirked, "Let's talk about sex baby, Let's talk you and me." He said quoting that horrible old song. He caught one of the condoms and looked at Adrienne, "Which do you prefer, Red or Green?" He said snickering.
"Enough!" Jackson said before walking down the aisles of seats, "I am Professor Jackson Ripner, Not to be confused with the hooker killer so many years ago.." He looked at every student in the class, "Who can tell me what sex is?" He asked before looking at Theo, "You are simply a whore, You must have had experience just looking at you."
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Post by XvthetruestvX on Oct 6, 2007 20:03:02 GMT -5
Skylar put the book over his head and knew now that he really did not want to be in this class. He looked down at the table putting his head on it and praying that because so many other students were having outbursts that he would not notice him there.
Myles looked at the professor as he walked down the aisles of seats. This guy was definitely crazy. He smiled at Porcelain putting his hand on her thigh and squeezing it a little. He moved his seat closer to hers.
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Post by Spinner on Oct 6, 2007 20:38:30 GMT -5
"Red," Adrienne answered nonchalantly, now studying her nails at this point. She looked up at the professor darkly. She could always start a small fire....on him.
"I think we have all had the main sex talk at this point," Evlyn spoke to the professor sweetly, her voice the epitome of innocence.
"Yes," Theo responded, his voice sarcastic. "Are you making an implication? I must say, that's not appropriate talk from teacher to student."
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Post by Samantha Jean on Oct 6, 2007 20:46:24 GMT -5
"Good because I had no intention of teaching you what sex is, I'm here to educate you on it." Jackson said before sitting on Skylar's desk, "If you are quiet, I make sure to ask you the worst questions.." He grinned before walking to the front of the class, "I am your teacher yes, But whatever I say does not come out of this room, We wouldn't want me getting fired." He smirked, "How many of you have had sex?" He asked looking around the room, "A show of hands will do."
Porcelain felt Myles's hand and smirked, She rested her hand on his lap, "Is that really a necessary question? Some of us have dignities of which we must uphold."
"If you do not answer you fail, If you lie you fail, Hell if you tell the truth you fail." Jackson grinned darkly, "Try me." He said crossing his arms across his chest.
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Post by Spinner on Oct 6, 2007 21:07:47 GMT -5
Adrienne shrugged and raised her hand in the air. "To hell with it, according to you we fail regardless." She looked at Sebastian threateningly, he better get his hand in the air. Right this minute. She was not a whore. Nor would she look like one.
"This is an invasion of privacy," Theo remarked with an air of indifference and boredom, "and you can speak to my lawyer, I'm saying nothing." He paused, looking thoughtful, then turned to Porcelain. "Adams, you're the Queen of Whoreland, there's no dignity left for you."
Evlyn grinned, obviously pleased with herself. "I'm a virgin. Unlike the rest of you whores."
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Post by Samantha Jean on Oct 7, 2007 10:00:34 GMT -5
Porcelain shot a look at Theo, "Oh, Please." She said rolling her eyes, "I only slept with one person, So back the f-" She was cut off.
"No, Children." Jackson said before patting Theo on the head, "You have every right to be a whore, If it's your calling then so be it." He said cheerfully, "Miss Adams, You mustn't defend your actions, You need to call out to the world, I am a whore, Be loud and proud children."
"Now back to our lesson, Who can tell me the worst std ever?" He asked pacing back and forth in front of the chalkboard, "Whoever guesses correctly gets candy."
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Post by Spinner on Oct 7, 2007 10:04:43 GMT -5
Theo looked confused to say the least when he was patted on the head. Approval was not exactly what he was going for.
"Chlamydia? AIDS?" Evlyn asked in a bored manner, disappointed that students weren't shot out.
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Post by Samantha Jean on Oct 7, 2007 10:10:18 GMT -5
Jackson shook his head in diapointment, "I would have expected more from you children." He wrote on the board and circled and pointed at the word with chalk.
Pregnancy.
"I have a task for you little future homewreckers and whores." He said before reaching into his desk and removing a large amount of fake babies. "At the end of this class, You will be assigned to take care of this baby, They are fireproof, waterproof and rubber so no electric attacks." He smiled, "Next question," He said grinning darkly at Theo, He could torment this one just for the hell of it, "Do you prefer large or small breasts?"
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Post by Spinner on Oct 7, 2007 10:15:40 GMT -5
Theo raised an eyebrow. "First, that's an incredibly stupid question. Average, I suppose," he answered anyway, then continued on bashing the question, "Not to mention completely irrelevant. Why, do you want to play dress up?" he asked, his tone blatantly sarcastic.
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Post by Samantha Jean on Oct 7, 2007 10:20:07 GMT -5
Jackson glared at Theo, "Detention Mr. Runner, One because you are asshole, Two because you are an arrogant prick." He looked around the room, "None of you heard that." He looked back at Theo, "And I do not play dressup as you may have assumed, It's an honest question, And you were required to answer it, Still are." He smirked, "Okay, Do you prefer, Males or Females, Runner?"
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Post by Spinner on Oct 7, 2007 10:22:54 GMT -5
"Females," Theo responded, his tone considerably cooler. It wasn't the detention he minded. He knew he was both an asshole and an arrogant prick, but he really did not need to hear them from a psycho drug-induced professor. "So, no, I won't be having sex with you."
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Post by Samantha Jean on Oct 7, 2007 10:26:05 GMT -5
Jackson smirked, "Damn, I really wanted to see if you were as big as you looked." He said sarcastically, "Mr. Runner, Tell me, Why do you feel the need to mock people?" He asked sitting on Adrienne's desk, "Is it because you were never loved as a child and that now you reach out for someone to touch you, Love you?" He asked.
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